Category Archives: Nonsense

Top Chef – ho hum

I hate to have nonsense here, but…..Matt was watching a recent episode of the Bravo reality television show Top Chef last night, and one of the hosts, Padma Lakshmi, in an amateur move, spit out a bite of a dish served up by one of the contestants into her napkin.  She must be at that point where she really believes she’s qualified.  This show is little more than meaningless entertainment (look at the judging and how it’s edited), and would have more legitimacy if all the judges had the skills and experience needed to criticize professional-level cooking.

Forgive me – couldn’t help it

Here’s a partial list of the publications Sarah Palin reads regularly: The Sand Mountain Reporter, Alexander City Outlook, Andalusia Star-News, The Anniston Star, Arab Today, Athens News Courier, Atmore Advance, Alabama Messenger, Birmingham Business Journal, Centre Cherokee County Herald, Citronelle Call News, Eufaula Tribune, Choctaw Sun, Luverne Journal, Trussville News, Wetumpka Herald, The Wall Street Journal, The New York Times, The Sacramento Bee, The Christian Science Monitor, The Washington Post, The San Francisco Chronicle,  Laramie Boomerang, Wyoming Livestock Roundup, Highlights for Children, Asbury Park Press, Enumclaw Courier-Herald, Wyalusing Rocket-Courier, Pocono Record, Buffalo Beast, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Boston Globe, Boston Herald, Miami Herald, Cincinnati Enquirer, Alaska Journal of Commerce, Anchorage Daily News, Bush Blade, The Anchor Point, Capital City Weekly, Chilkat Valley News, Chugiak-Eagle River Alaska Star, Fairbanks Daily News-Miner, Frontiersman, Homer News, Homer Tribune, Juneau Empire, Ketchikan Daily News, Kodiak Daily Mirror, Nome Nugget, Peninsula Clarion Kenai and Petersburg Pilot.

Dudes, please

Please, someone, spare me from this California nonsense.  While I’m sure it’s a good thing and I’m just being East Coast, take a gander at the June 2008 issue of Sunset, page 20.  Yoga restaurants.  Pu-leeze.  This is not something the world needs.  What about that snappy style that makes you want to, you know?  “…blissed out yogis practice sun salutations in the upstairs studio….”  What?  Don’t get me wrong – I really like Sunset.  My friend Wendy has given me a years-long subscription because she knows I like the recipes.  Plus, if you are in the food game in this area you need to keep up with trends.  That said, you have to have a fairly strong BS filter when reading these kinds of periodicals.  For example, they’ll write about a tiny neighborhood and photograph it as if there’s a real scene there.  I’ve also had my fill of suggestions for transforming my backyard into a bedroom or living room by the use of yards and yards of fabric.  The result always looks great in the photo shoot, but I’d like to see that same festooned yard once it’s gone through a couple of foggy nights in the SF Bay Area – and a bit of actual use.